NY mobster at 102 compares himself to Jesus

Colombo under-boss John "Badahbahbadahbing" Franzese [aka "Sonny] was the oldest fart in federal prison at the very ripe age of 100. He bragged in an interview in which he only needed a "quick break" fourteen times that he refused to rat out his co-workers in crime.

"Only freakin' rats squeal," he said as he sat in his wheelchair in a nursing home where he reached out and tried to grab a nurse's aide by the bottom as he spoke to Newsday about his life of crime.

He bragged how he stuck to the “Goodfellas” adage of “Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut” despite facing 50 years behind bars.

“They wanted me to roll all the time,” Franzese insisted. “I couldn’t do that. Because it’s my principle. I could never give a guy up because I knew what jail was. I wouldn’t put a dog in a jail pod.”

What a great criminal.

Speaking for the first time since his release in June 2017, Franzese bragged to the paper that “no one in history” had done as much, likening it to godliness.

“Jesus suffered,” he said. “He didn’t squeal on nobody,” which is a double-negative.

He plans to turn his life around now and speak to kids about how to live a life without getting caught. "But if you do . . . keep your f***ing mouth shut."


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