Convicted pedophile passes out after hearing his sentence

A convicted pedophile, whose surname is an oxymoron, had an episode of the vapors when he heard his sentence.

Thomas Goodman, 45, a Rhode Island scumbag, reportedly passed out in court on Friday upon learning that he’d been sentenced to 260 years behind bars, The Providence Journal reported.

Goodman was reportedly ordered to consecutively fulfill his prison sentence. The scum muffin was convicted on eight counts of sexually exploiting children – getting 30 years on each [do the math] – and one count of possessing sadistic and masochistic child pornography, for which he got an additional 20 years, the outlet said.

Goodman was accused of sexually abusing two 6-year-old girls, as well as a 3-week-old baby, according to The Journal. He should have received the death penalty but the judge felt that it would be more interesting to see whether his inmate associates agree with him on that count.

U.S. District Court Judge John J. McConnell, who handed down the sentence, reportedly said it was his duty to shield the community from Goodman, who obviously isn't a good man.

“The only way I can do that is to be sure you never get out of prison again,” McConnell said. “I have no assurances you will stop.”

After he regained consciousness, Goodman was led out of the courthouse and immediately began serving his sentence. He his hoping to get out in 130 years for good behavior.

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