Bake the Cake but Don't Eat Chick-fil-A

Twitter Cowardly Executive Orifice (CEO) Jack Dorsey chickened out over Chick-fil-A after virtue signalers on the left told him he was wrong to eat at the Christian-owned franchise due to their religious views on gay marriage.

Now even food has become political. How stupid.

Dorsey [no relation to novelist Tim Dorsey, thankfully] tweeted a photo of a purchase he made at Chick-fil-A using a mobile application.

After liberal 'better-than-thou' twits bashed Dorsey for eating at an establishment whose ownership follows the precepts of Christianity and does not acknowledge the legitimacy of same-sex marriage, the chicken-poop CEO folded and apologized for removing the hand up his butt that controls his actions.

The left hand is once again up high into his nether regions.

The "biblical definition of a family," as Chief Executive Officer (the other CEO) Dan Cathy said in 2012, is between one man and one woman.

The Certainly Not News (CNN) network's Soledad O'Brien was among the most prominent idiots to call out Dorsey for having the audacity to not make every aspect of his life into a political statement. She indicated that Dorsey "sinned" publicly by eating at the Christian-owned franchise.

"You're right," Dorsey said in a meek, mouse-like tone. "Completely forgot about their background."

Ironically, in 2012 at an event, O'Brien had Chick-fil-A as her sponsor.

What a putz!

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