Hillary Clinton refuses to stop helping the GOP

The good news is that Hillary Clinton has decided to stick around. She delivered her first official message to the DNC since being defeated in the 2016 Presidential election, an election in which she helped make Donald J. Trump the President of the United States. The basic message she told her fellow leftists is that they aren't going to get rid of her that easy.

Sounding more like a threat than a kind reassurance to people who actually want her around, Hillary told the Democratic Women's Leadership Forum that she is going to be a foundational part of the anti-Trump "resistance," whether the "resistance" wants her of not.

She all but flipped them "the bird." CNN's Dan Merica tweeted: 

"We have to win back the Congress," Hillary Clinton said Friday at a DNC event. "I'll be there with you every stop of the way because we are going to take back the country we love."

The former failed secretary of state pontificated to the crowd, many who are competing in the midterm Congressional elections advising the to: focus on issues important to Americans, like abortion [aka killing babies] and "facts."

When she actually used the word 'facts' in her statement, some of the crowd had to bite the inside of their mouths in order to keep from laughing out loud.

"We stand for truth for evidence and facts," Clinton said in total ignorance of her irony. "What an incredible thing . . . We have kind of an affection for evidence."

Except for the evidence she "Bleach Bit" destroyed.

In terms of abortion, most women don't see that as a big issue for them--they believe the economy is the big issue, or as her co-leftist Bernie Sanders might say, "Wall Shhtreet."

The DNC likes the way she brings in the money for them, but no longer see her as an asset and would like for her to ride off into the sunset on a horse named Huma. 


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