House rejects impeachment idiocy

The House of Representatives overwhelmingly rejected an idiotic attempt to impeach President Trump after a special ed graduate and liberal congressman forced a vote on his feeble effort on Wednesday.

Rep. Al Green (Duh--Texas), has been calling for the president's removal because he hasn't been able to self-toilet since Hillary Clinton lost the presidential election.

Lawmakers immediately voted to effectively kill Green's crayon-drawn resolution with 364 votes to table it and 58 of Green's classmates to move ahead.

In a monosyllabic speech on the floor ahead of the vote, Green shouted that Trump is "unfit" for office and accused him of "high misdemeanors." But the only one who was "high" was doing all the shouting. He gave no examples of any misdemeanors, high or low.

Lawmakers didn't actually vote on the actual articles of impeachment, but on a procedural measure to push a vote on it.

The idea of impeaching a president because you don't like him is absurd and really quite frightening. If this happened, there would be no presidency lasting longer than a Domino pizza delivery.

Green said in a memo to his special ed class: "As I have said before, this is not about Democrats, it is about democracy. It is not about Republicans, it is about the fate of our Republic. May everyone vote their conscience knowing that history will judge us all," he wrote, stealing the line from Nelson Mandela.

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders had called Green's moronathon "pathetic" last spring when the libtard first went public on it.

I say it's seditious and Green should be imprisoned for life!

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