No more exposing himself to the world: Weiner wants privacy

New York -- In an amazing turnabout from his typical public behavior of showing his penis to Twitter birds, and in one instance whereby his son, Jordan, sat next to him on the marital bed, former Democratic congressman Anthony (aka Carlos Danger) Weiner, and his strange wife, Huma Abedin have asked the judge for privacy in their divorce case when they appeared on September 13th. 

Weiner, 53, no longer wants to expose himself to the world.

The couple sat together and had a nice chat while their lawyers met with Justice Michael Katz from Manhattan Supreme Court Wednesday.

Rather than having the case described as 'Weiner v. Abedin' or 'Danger v. Abedin, they want it to be designated 'Anonymous v. Anonymous.' The couple's son, Jordan, is the main reason they're asking for anonymity. 

"Because there is a child involved, we'd like to keep these proceeding secret to the extent your honor will allow," Abedin's attorney Amy ("Go for his Gonads") Donehower said.

The judge, acknowledged the press in the courtroom and said, "I appreciate the parties' request to keep this quiet as possible. As a practical matter, despite your attempt to keep this anonymous, it does not appear to be anonymous," he said, adding that he will rule on it at a later date.

Abedin, 41, said nothing to reporters. Weiner was asked if he was feeling okay and replied, "Thank you, yes. Bless you guys."

Abedin filed for divorce the same day her cyber-cheating husband copped to his Twitter exchanges with a 15-year-old child. He is to be sentenced September 25th, but if the law continues working for politicians as it has been lately (see Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Cheryl Mills, Eric Holder, and Loretta Lynch for starters) he has nothing to worry about.

In Hillary Clinton's new novel about her failed campaign and how it was everyone's fault but her own, she writes that Abedin appeared "stricken" when learning that Comey's move was inspired by the investigation into Anthony Weiner.

"This man will be the death of me!" Abedin said as she burst into tears," Clinton wrote.

And now another person has been added to the list of people whose fault it was that she lost the 2016 presidential election.


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