Friday, June 23, 2017

Lordy, Comey visits the 'Gray Lady'

Former FBI director and failed forward for the NBA James Comey surreptitiously visited the New York Times on Thursday with his relatively short wife, according to my source who uses the pseudonym Vinny Boombots.

Now that President Trump admitted he made the whole thing up about making secret recordings about his conversations with Comey, it was obvious that "the coast is clear" for the 'tall drink of water' to speak with the 'Gray Lady' and tell them how he was wronged by POTUS.

This was one of the few public appearances Comey has made since he admitted to "taking a leak at The Times," Vinny said.

Comey kept his coolers on (sunglasses from India) and looked straight ahead as he and his wife, Patrice Failor (rhymes with "failure") also wearing shades, diddy-bopped along Eighth Avenue. 

Vinny thought he noticed tiny tears gently leaking down Comey's cheeks and it gave him pause as he considered the purpose of the emotionally vulnerable man's visit to The Times. 

Vinny couldn't ascertain the purpose of the visit, but it came just weeks after President Trump suggested Comey may be responsible for more leakage about the administration since Trump canned him.

Comey admitted he was the leaker to The Times regarding a private, unorthodox meeting he had with Trump just before the firing.

According to Boombots, there is a high probability that Comey will try to have The Times revisit the Russian investigation since it hasn't been in the news recently and Comey had his feelings hurt.

But if Trump did anything untoward in the private conversation with Comey, asking him to lay off of Flynn, and the former FBI director did nothing about it, then he would be just as guilty as the president for asking.

After he was fired on May 8th, Comey gave details of the memo to 'a friend' at The Times in response to a Trumptweet who threatened: "Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!"

Always that irrelevant exclamation point!

At his testimony to the Senate Intelligence Committee in June, Comey said he believed the president was subtly asking him to drop the investigation into Flynn and that due to his failure to do so, he was fired.

"Yeah, Donald Trump is as subtle as a baseball bat to the head," Vinny said. 

Trump said Comey was canned for the way he handled Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server when she was Secretary of State. He also believes that Comey is likely the source of many leaks in his administration.

"I believe the James Comey leaks will be far more prevalent than anyone ever thought possible. Totally illegal? Very 'cowardly!' Trump said June 11th. 

Although Trump admitted he made no recordings, he foolishly said that someone else could have. 

"That should scare the crap out of all of us who takes Trump seriously--to think the President of the United States doesn't know if his White House conversations are being recorded," Vinny said.



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