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Friday, April 21, 2017

Tomi Lahren apparently needs a warm butt to think

(Photo: Heat Street)
Tomi Lahren, the 24-year-old pseudo conservative used to be an anchor at The Blaze until she announced on national TV that she was pro-abortion. She was then told that she would no longer appear on the conservative network and decided to sue them for wrongful termination. 

I'm not a lawyer but it seems to me that if your values are contrary to the network you work for, and you make them public, the network has the right to take you off their payroll. I may be wrong, but it certainly makes sense and I believe Lahren is going to lose her case, which I hope she does.

Killing babies is not a conservative ideology.

But the latest dirty laundry to reach the noses of the public is how Lahren treated other employees at The Blaze. 

According to The Daily Caller, Blaze staff didn't appreciate how Lahren treated them. In fact, according to The Daily Caller, she made them heat up her "butt warming pads" in the microwave before every shoot. 

(Photo: Amazon)
For some reason, the staffers found that humiliating, but Lahren probably needed the butt stimulation to help her think since her pronouncement on abortion clearly came from her nether regions.

For those folks out there who, like Lahren, think with their butts, these warming pads can be found on Amazon under Thermalon Microwave Activated Moist Heat Pad. 

But a DIY version can be easily made by taking a small pillow, stuffing it with raw oats and sewing it shut. It can be microwaved for 4 minutes and provides at least 20 minutes of moist heat to get those derrière neurons kicking right in.

It's also great if you pull an ass muscle, like when liberals think too hard.

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