KCNA, the North Korean news agency, claimed the launches were designed to prepare the country for an enemy strike.
Funny Hair Supreme Leader for Life, Kim Jong-un oversaw the launch and was very cheerful what he witnessed, the propaganda news agency said. The photo above tells the whole story.
Fortunately, nobody yawned or looked away as the missiles flew boldly into the sky reaching an altitude of 160 miles and landing as close as 190 miles off Japan's northwest coast, Tomomi Inada, Japan's defense minister said.
Under the useless U.N. and their empty-fisted resolution, Pyongyang is banned from using ballistic missile technology. But nobody apparently has the cajones to do anything about it.
Washington and Tokyo officials have called for the UN Security Council to meet over the launches over lunches, and it is expected to take place on Wednesday.
President Trump previously vowed that he will not allow North Korea to obtain nuclear weapons that could endanger the U.S., but it is unclear what he plans to do in order to back up his vow.
Still, Dennis Rodman had no comment.