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Friday, March 3, 2017

ISIS-linked jihadis call for attacks on Jews

ISIS jihadis have called for sneak attacks on unarmed Jewish people in the West, singling out the U.K. as the land of Islamic opportunity.

An ISIS-linked Telegram channel implores fellow scumcrumpets in the West to carry out attacks on Jewish communities. They recommend disguising themselves as Jews and strike Jewish targets, particularly in the U.K. 

That means they will have to bathe.

"IF YOU'RE STILL IN THE WEST! Dress up like a Jew! Go to your nearest Jewish area! Make sure you have plenty of weapons under your coat! Then unleash the pain of the Muslims upon these A.P.E.S.!!!," the post says, as it overuses exclamation points in direct conflict with the late, great Elmore Leonard's recommendation against using more than one exclamation point per 100 thousand words.


The chat room is called "LM" and stands for Lone Mujahid, not the cigarette. It aims to be a resource for terrorist hopefuls who are looking to finally get laid in paradise and are willing to carry out 'lone-wolf' attacks.

The channel posts loads of files, video tutorials and PDFs showing how to kill unarmed people until the people with guns arrive. The tutorials range from knife attack infographics to bomb assembly.

But the irony is that they are also posting tutorials on Krav Maga, an Israeli-themed martial arts and self-defense technique. 

One entry contains a list of Jewish communities in the U.K. above a photo of the Paris Kosher Supermarket jihadist scumcrumpet Amedy Coulibaly. The caption under the photo reads: "Take the brother's example and terrorize the Yahood" (Jews).

Coulibaly is also known as Abu Basir Abdullah al-Afrika. He killed a Paris policewoman in January 2015 and then killed four unarmed hostages a day later at the Hyper Cacher Supermarket in Paris--a Kosher establishment frequented by Jews.

He was finally killed later that day and was rewarded with 72 virgin warthogs.

In December of last year, the channel called for jihadists to prepare and launch attacks to coincide with Christmas, Hanukkah and New Year's. Those who do the posting wouldn't dare take those risks themselves--they count on impressionable psychopaths to do the wet work.

"Christmas, Hanukkah and New Year's Day is very soon InshaAllah. So let's prepare a gift for the filthy pigs/apes," reads one post, referring to the Koran's description of Christians and Jews, respectively. 

ISIS has tried to inspire supporters in the West to launch attacks in their own neighborhoods as part of its 'counter offensive.'

In the past, the Islamic State urged its followers to make Hijrah (a pilgrimage) to join the ISIS caliphate in Iraq and Syria. But it appears their numbers have changed. Those traveling from the West to the Middle East was at one time as high as 2,000 a month. Now the number has fallen to a paltry 50 idiots.

The latest 'Mohammad' to command ISIS, Abu Mohammad Al Adnani, emphasized the importance of local jihad, because they were finally getting their butts kicked. He instructed his religious followers that "if the tyrants have shut the doors of hijra [immigration to ISIS territories] in your face, then open the gate of jihad in their faces and make them regret their action."

And we're the tyrants?

It was Allah's will that Adnani be blown up into little convenient size pieces in a coalition airstrike last August. And while his global warming is nothing to laugh at, his message remains for all morons to heed.

But the intentional killing of Jews, because it is called for in Islamic scripture, has been going on since Mohammad married Ayesha, a 6-year-old. 

In addition to the Paris Kosher market attack, ISIS attacks on Jewish targets have occurred across the globe.

May 2014: Mehdi Nemmouche, a 29-year-old French national of Algerian origin, shot up the Jewish Museum in Brussels, killing four people. He was arrested that month and police recovered a recording with a claim that Nemmouche did the shooting in the name of the Islamic State.

A suicide bomb attack at Brussels airport in 2016 was believed to be intended to kill Jews and Americans.

And the sickness continues.