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Monday, December 19, 2016

You disrespect his car, someone's going to get it

Not a normal Uber driver
Murder City -- Police in Birmingham, Ill., a Detroit suburb, say an Uber driver was arrested for stabbing his passenger who allegedly disrespected his crappy car. 

The alleged attack occurred when a couple from Beverly Hills called for an Uber driver after a Christmas party (which is being referred to as a 'holiday party' by the lamestream media).

Someone at the party tapped on the window of the car to let the Uber driver Jacob Matthew Allemon know the couple was getting into his car. This was the beginning of his obvious mentally ill episode.

Allemon, 23, told police he felt the tap on his window was disrespecting his car--it is not known whether the Uber driver had a name for his precious car--and he drove the couple for about a mile and then told them to get out of his car after he pulled into a shopping center.

The couple asked if they could wait in his car for another less schizophrenic Uber driver, or whatever the hell was wrong with him, it led to an exchange and a fight. The 49-year-old rider was stabbed multiple times in the face, chest and back.

The victim was able to disarm the disarmingly crazy Allemon, and restrained him until police arrived and charged him with assault.

The victim was taken to an area hospital, treated and released the next day.

"Uber" is German for "about."