It seems that Ms. Trump's rump didn't have a mega-bump as Michelle Obama has.
"I was asked to dress [Melania Trump] quite a few years ago and I declined," he told the mentally challenged cast of The View Wednesday. "She's not necessarily my image."
Ford's image is large-butted, angry black women who tell others what they should eat while they put anything they want into their mouths.
The overpriced designer added that he thinks any first lady or woman in power should not wear his designs because they can cost upwards of $3,500. He said that even if Hillary Clinton had won, he wouldn't have dressed her.
"The first lady--other than the fact that I'm a Democrat and voted for Hillary [Clinton] and am very sad and disappointed that she's not in office--even had Hillary won, she shouldn't be wearing my clothes. They're too expensive," Ford said, evidently believing that rich women like Hillary should pretend they're just like 'regular folk.'
"And I don't mean that in a bad way," the liberal continued. "They're not artificially expensive. It's how much it costs to make these things. But I think to relate to everybody, you shouldn't necessarily [wear such expensive clothes]."
IQ challenged Joy Behar mentioned that Ford dressed Michelle Obama, but he defended this by explaining that he only did so once when she went to a dinner at Buckingham Palace with the Queen [not Barack, in this case].
Another designer, France's very own Sophie Theallet, who dressed Michelle Obama on secret occasions, wrote in November that she will not dress Melania Trump, but Melania actually never asked her to dress her in the first place.
I also will not dress Melania.
Liberals are actually very mean spirited people, when you see how they behave. But on the bright side, they're terrible losers, which puts a spring in my step and a smile on my face.