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Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Deplorables Win! Now for the cabinet

It is November 9th in America. Half of the nation is celebrating, the other half have threatened to move to Canada. Warm up the buses.

But seriously, for the first time in American history, the Clintons got what they deserve. But hopefully they will get more, yet it seems only a remote possibility.

The people have shown their disgust with the direction the country had gone in the last eight years, a direction that Trump has promised to change and undo--it isn't going to be easy. It isn't going to be fixed by a bunch of promises.

Obamacare has been a disaster, costing some people more than they pay on their morgage. Socialism still doesn't work.

Hillary Clinton is probably very shocked over her defeat. She thought America owed her the presidency. What we owe her is about 20 to life.

Now Trump will need to plan for his cabinet; I have a few ideas for him.

For Press Secretary: Sean Hannity. 

Sean will easily memorize a new set of talking points and be adept at slipping the standard points into any response. 
"Sean, is Mr. Trump still going to build a wall?"
"Good question, Steve. Yes, President Trump will not only build a wall, he is going to have Mexico pay for it, just like he promised. We need a wall, Steve. We need to keep out the illegal aliens. Our country already has 47 million people on food stamps, 94 million people are no longer in the labor force. And pushing granny over the cliff is not going to happen. Things are going to change, Steve, but some things are going to stay the same, like the right of the people to bear arms. The Second Amendment, Steve.  I've owned a gun for years and I sure don't want the government taking it away from me. Thank heaven Hillary Clinton didn't win--she would have confiscated all our guns; I'm sure of that.
"And a President Trump is going to actually fight for women's rights, Steve. Not like Hillary, a woman who took money from countries where women can't drive, can't leave their house without a male escort, and are worth half of what a man is worth. It's a no-brainer." 
For Secretary of State: Anthony Weiner.

Weiner already has a handle on classified State Department issues and will be monitored by President Trump's favorite online website, WikiLeaks. He is also learning how to ride a pony which may come in handy. If he can keep his mind above his waist, he might be a valuable asset, at least in part.

For Secretary of Defense: Huma Abedin

While Huma probably doesn't know much about defense, she obviously knows who the enemy is and how to anticipate their moves. Let's face it, anyone with 'moles' inside the Muslim Sisterhood and Brotherhood has sensitive intel that can help us defeat the Islamic terrorists--especially when those 'moles' are family members who might not be moles at all.

For Homeland Security: Chuck Norris

Nobody messes with Chuck Norris and no terrorist is going to do us harm with him at the helm of Homeland Security. He's a guy who brushes his teeth to clean his toothbrush and he can slam a revolving door.

For FBI Director: James Comey

Comey had been and will continue to be a major asset in the Trump administration. His intrepid pursuit of justice and incredible sense of timing is unprecedented in the FBI annals.

For Foreign Affairs adviser: Melania Trump

Melania speaks five languages and has traveled extensively. While it appears Donald is more experienced with foreign affairs, Malena deserves a shot. 

Trump has a lot of road to hoe and a lot of Obama executive orders to undo beginning at the end of January. Having the right people behind him is paramount and the one thing he has a history of doing is hiring the right people to get the job done. He has proven that ability by hiring Mike Pence as his VP.

Now let's remind those who said they would move to Canada to start packing.