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Monday, October 10, 2016

Join the Navy, see the world. Join ISIS get a sex slave

India -- A Muslim man attempted to join the Islamic State because he wanted to get his hands (and other things) on sex slaves. Why not? It's perfectly okay in Islam.

The Koran says that Muslim me can take "captives of the right hand" (4:3, 4:24 and 33:50). Captives of the right hand are also known as slaves. "O Prophet! Lo! We have made lawful to you your wives to whom you have paid dowries, and those whom your right hand possesses of those whom Allah has given you as spoils of war" (33:50).

No wonder ISIS guys want to fight--it not only gets them booty of war; it gets them booty. Now you know where the colloquialism comes from.

Raping captive women is also okay in the eyes of Islam, the religion of peace and the religion of "getting a piece."

Sharia also says that "When a child or a woman is taken captive, they become slaves by the fact of capture, and the woman's previous marriage is immediately annulled." (Umdat al-Salik 09:13). This is to ensure not nothing goes on between the man and the woman he rapes that isn't above-board in Islam. Oh, and by the way, a child, or a person too young to marry, is any female under the age of 6; after that, they're fair game to marry whether they like it or not, since they're not of the age of consent.

Now here's this guy, 31-year-old Naser, aka Qadir Bin Abu-bakr Yafai Chaush (never trust a guy whose name has a "Q" not followed by a "u") who likely subscribes to Inspire Magazine and found out that if he joins ISIS and becomes a mujahideen, he can cash in on a burqa-clad woman (hopefully, but you really can't tell) and have his twisted way with her (or him).

Qadir, the Parbhani-based suspect, attracted the attention of India's investigative agencies when they discovered he was attracted to sex slaves after his blow-up 'girlfriend' began leaking air and ruined their relationship.

The operation went on for about three months until the state Anti-Terrorism Squad agents arrest him on July 14th for suspected ISIS connections.

It was discovered that Qadir was appointed chief of the outfit's local module. During the interrogation, he told them that he connected with his handler while searching for sex slaves online. 

A senior ATS officer said of the online chats that "The accused's first attraction to the outfit seems to have come from his attraction for sex slaves. He would ask questions about these women, their age, their origin, looks and so on." 

Some of the requirements Qadir had of potential sex slaves were: a) they had to be good cooks--their rotis had to be perfectly round, not burnt, and their nan thick and tasty; if they knew how to make butter chicken, that was a plus;  b) they had to be women under those burqas; c) had to have a pleasant odor; d) had to be totally submissive; and e) be no younger than 9 and no older than 13. 

If pictures were not provided, that would be a deal-breaker.