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Tuesday, October 4, 2016

FLASH: Al-Baghdadi may have been poisoned

ISIS religious and jihad leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi may be knock, knock, knocking on the Devil's door. He was allegedly poisoned by a visiting angel in Iraq along with three other senior scumcrumpets by the toxin in Al-Ba'aj, southwest of Mosul. 

The four amigos were reportedly been rushed for treatment at a secret location. 

People all over the free world are praying for the men; praying that they die a slow, painful death and take the Marrakesh Express to where your marshmallows always come toasted.

According to FARS, an Iranian news agency, ISIS is arresting several suspects to learn who has struck a blow at the self-proclaimed ISIS 'Caliph'.

Al Baghdadi is the scum who raped and tortured naive and foolish US aid worker Kayla Mueller. She was killed during a Jordanian airstrike on ISIS in February 2015.

If these reports about al-Baghdadi are true, it isn't the only time he has been injured. Last year he was severely hurt in a US airstrike in Syria, but Allah determined that he wasn't ready to cash in on his virgins and young boys and let him live.

But Allah has assured us that when Abu croaks, he will ascend into heaven on a winged horse and there will be a sign for all to see. The sign will simply read: "Mobile."