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Friday, May 13, 2016

Iran's Holocaust denial cartoon contest

The summer is coming, the birds are singing as the squirrels eat the bulbs in your garden. What does that mean? 

It means that  it's time for another Iranian Holocaust denial cartoon contest, brought to you by the makers of Islam, the religion of peace, tolerance and love of all mankind.

Artists from all crawls of Islamic life will get together this weekend as they display their work mocking and denying the genocide of "only six million Jews and other minorities.

The first exhibit has already received 800 hopeful submissions from artists from 50 different religion of peace countries, said Iran's official Islamic Republic News Agency, an agency whose motto is: "Destroy Israel and kill all the Jews. Allahu Akbar!"

Although the UN protested the event, it was moved up from June to May 14th, to coincide with Nakba Day, or "catastrophe day," celebrated by Palestinians the day after Israeli Independence Day, just because they hate the Jews because their Koran tells them to. You see, the UN is as potent a force to world peace as Obama is to racial harmony.

Up to 100 shortsighted works are on the shortlist and will be displayed alongside another exhibit of 50 profile cartoons relating to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, reports the Anti-Defamation League.

The earthly sponsors of this inglorious event have ties to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (a word Obama cannot pronounce properly): Owj Media & Cultural Institute and The Sarcheshmeh Cultural Center--both organizations are considered to be 'home of the oxymorons'. 

Three prizes will be awarded, ranging from $5,000 to $12,000 according to Voice of America. The source of the prize money will come from the sanction-relief provided by Barack Obama and Company.

In response to the event, Israel will be putting on a "Draw Muhammad with his Six-Year-Old Wife and Goat" contest. This event will be sponsored by the IDF and other Israeli products invented by the Jews, including: 
ReWalk--a bionic walking assistance system which enables paraplegics (including Muslims) to stand upright, as well as walk and climb stairs;
 Mazor Robotics-- the developers of a robotic guidance system for spine injury;
Medigus--makers of the world's smallest video camera with a 0.99 mm diameter designed to fit in a tiny endoscope used in medicine for people of all beliefs;
Given Imaging--inventors of the "Pillcam," the first Capsule endoscopy system used to record images of the digestive tract of Jews and non-Jews alike;
Teva Pharmaceutcal Industries--developers of the Moussa Youdim and John Finberg Azilect drug known as Azilect, used to treat Parkinson's disease;
The Weizmann Institute of Science--developers of the Copaxone immunomodulator drug for treating multiple sclerosis. This drug was first discovered by Michael Sela, Ruth Amon and Deborah Teitelbaum, none of whom had the problem of making it available to anyone who needed it;
M-Systems--the Israeli company in partnership with IBM that created the USB flash drive;
Intel's Haifa Labs--inventors of the first PC microprocessor, the Intel 8088;
Viber--an instant messaging voice-over Internet Protocol application for the Smartphone;
Rafael Advanced Defense Systems--creators of Iron Dome, a mobile air defense system used to protect civilians, including women and children, from the indiscriminate rocket attacks leveled on them by Hamassholes.
Gentlemen, start your crayons.