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Thursday, April 28, 2016

Bill Clinton Movie, "Bill's Babes" to be released September

The movie"Bill's Babes" starring Kevin Costner as Bill Clinton, Emma Stone as Monica Lewinsky, and Betty White as Hillary Rodham Clinton will be released this September just in time for the presidential election in November.  

I was fortunate to see a preview of the flick and here's my take on this hilarious comedy.

The movie, produced by the Koch brothers, is a comedy about Bill's sexual hijinks with Monica Lewinsky a young, naive aide,  Paula Jones, Juanita Broaddrick, Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willey, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, a former Miss Arkansas, Dolly Kyle Browning (although that was never proven, but the movie has fun with it), Eileen Wellston, Connie Hamzy and many others.

One of the biggest laughs in the movie is when Hamzy, a rock-and-roll groupie is sunbathing by a Little Rock hotel pool and Bill propositioned her. She sits up, looks directly at Bill's crotch and says, "Hey, mister, no food allowed poolside. Remove that little pickle from your swim suit."

In another scene, Bobbie Ann Williams, an ex-prostitute, tells then Arkansas Gov. Bill that she's pregnant with his child causing him to pivot on the balls of both feet and hightail it out of her house.

I found the scene where Hillary is having a special moment with Huma Abedin. The girls are giggling up a storm about Huma's husband, Anthony Weiner, and his Twitter sexcapades as Carlos Danger. 

Just as the girls are almost peeing themselves with laughter over the photos and the alias Anthony used, they hear the squeaking of a bed next door where Bill was "asleep." Then they hear a loud crash and go running to see what happened.

There's Bill on the floor with a naked prostitute. They're both tangled up in sheets and legs after the bed broke.

Bill looks up at his "wife" and says, "Hi Honey. We were just discussing foreign trade." 

Without missing a beat, Hillary puts her arm around Huma's shoulder (played by Priyanka Chopra) and says, "What a coincidence, so were we." 

The final raucous scene is aboard Jeffrey Epstein's private jet where Bill gets stoned along with a bunch of underage girls, all who refer to him as "Daddy Bigbucks."