Salah Abdeslam shot, caught, and arrested

Salah Abdeslam, homesick terrorist mastermind, was caught in his home town of Brussels, and was shot in the leg by police. Law enforcement would have taken him down last night, but they aren't allowed to operate at night due to laws that seem to have been written by idiots (read liberals).

Abdeslam was the guy who was supposed to join the Smithereens, but his explosive vest was never detonated, therefore, he didn't blow himself up. Instead, he ran and hid out in a Brussels neighborhood where some of his terrorist buddies lived.

The police shot him in the leg when he and his buddies began firing at them. He was captured and arrested in the neighborhood of Molenbeek and two others were also taken into custody. A spokesman for the Belgium federal prosecutor's office said four others had been detained, including three members of the same family who gave him comfort and shelter.

Most of the on-scene Paris attackers were sent on their eternal journey to their 72 brown-eyed virgins and young solicitous boys. But Salah Abdeslam forgot to make the trip due to unforeseen consequences.


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