Kim Jong Un shows us what he's got

North Korea Leader for Life Kim Jong Un has finally been able to miniaturize nuclear warheads. They are so small," says General Xian Xia Xu Moon Byum, "that they make Un's 'gear' look man-size, if you know what I mean."

The reason the North has been trying to develop miniature nukes may have something to do with their inability to develop a missile powerful enough to reach our coast. But if Kim is telling the truth, which he is often guilty of not doing, this should be cause for great alarm.

I don't know about you, but I'm not going to be purchasing any green bananas until we can sort this situation out.

North Korea's fair and balanced (LOL) newspaper Rodong Sinmun displayed photos on page one above the fold (LOL) showing Kim and nuclear scientists standing by a model warhead or a decorated toilet paper hub (the photo is still being analyzed).

The model "warhead" is a small, silver globe with a model ballistic missile in the background.

The newspaper reports that Kim is discussing the warhead progress with the scientists, but some North Korea experts believe that it's merely his way of getting dates.


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