Hey ISIS: we know who you are

Sky News has obtained thousands of documents containing 22,000 names and personal data on Islamic State terrorists and their families.

Wannabe mujahideen  fighters from no less than 51 countries provided ISIS with their personal information when they joined the group. Some of the questions that were asked on the forms were:

1. are you a terrorist; 2. did you pack your own bags; 3. do you believe in magic; 4. are you circumcised; 5. what is your favorite kind of bacon; 6. what are your thoughts on Israel; 7. are you willing to martyr yourself; 8. who is better looking--a) Jennifer Lawrence; b) Stefanie Scott; or c) Barack Obama?

A wrong answer can get a wannabe inductee killed. There are 23 questions in all.

Many of the names on the registration forms are well known, and in fact, President Obama has invited several of them as guests to the White House.

UK rap artist Abdel Bary, 26, joined the terror group in 2013. His famous rap hit "Whoops Your Bitch Bit Me, Dude" sold over 5 copies to like-minded morons. Bary's whereabouts are unknown but anonymous sources told Sky News that with the talent Bary had as a rapper, he should be dead in no time at the hands of his own ISIS men.

GOP candidate Donald Trump has pledged to do what he can about the 22,000 names on the list, referring to it as his "hit list," once he is president. "I promise to leave nobody out on the hit list, believe me. Once I get that list, every name on it is going to be history, I can tell you that."

The files obtained by Sky News were given to them on a memory stick stolen from the head of Islamic State security police, a group equivalent to the Nazi SS. The man who stole it converted from the Free Syrian Army to ISIS and is called Abu Hamed.


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