Breaking: Salah Abdeslam arrested in Belgium

Brussels-- The head scumcrumpet, Salah Abdeslam, who masterminded the Islamic jihad attack in Paris last November was arrested in Belgium just hours ago. The religious nut has been on the run since that attack when his suicide vest did not explode. 

Chicken or tech glitch?

The attack killed 130 unarmed non Muslims and was inspired by the prophet of Islam's (Mohammad) Koran.

The police said Abdeslam was arrested in a major sting in the Brussels neighborhood of Molenbeek. Belgium secretary of state Theo Francken (not to be confused with Thoe Van Gogh, who was killed by a different religion of peace nut for making a movie about women's oppression by Islam) tweeted "We hebben hem," which is Dutch for "We got him."

Hopefully Belgium officials will use enhanced interrogation techniques or just wait until the bastard is bored enough to talk, to get further intelligence about future jihad operations. I opt for the first one.

Abdeslam's brother Brahim blew himself to smithereens in the attack for which ISIS claimed responsibility. Most of the attackers died in the November 13th attack, but Salah fled. 

The mayor of Moolenbeek Francois Schepmans said two people were injured in the police operation. The apartment that was raided had an ISIS banner, 11 Kalashnikov loaders, a large quantity of ammo, and a photo of Barack Obama (just kidding about the ammo photo).


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