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Monday, September 29, 2014

Hong Kong King of Protests

The line for the pay toilet
Hong Kong's Chinatown district is a hotbed of protest and anger over new policies being implemented by the government. Tens of thousands of angry protesters took to downtown Hong Kong square with only two pay toilets to accomodate them.

It didn't take long for the protest to deteriorate into a mud-slinging contest--wait--that wasn't mud.

In any case, there does not appear to be any quick solutions to their complaints other than the fact that "nature's call" coupled with social propriety may eventuate into them going home to take care of pressing matters.

Hari Wu Hu, a Hong Kong resident affectionately known as "The Town Pain in the Ass" said of the protest: "Not to worry. It will all be over in an hour and then they will leave and come back again to protest one more time." 

He made it sound like the effects of Chinese food on hunger.

President Obama is blaming the protest on the previous administration's failure to anticipate such an event.

James Clapper just scratched his head and unfortunately, his last remaining hair fell out.

It seems like the buck always stops elsewhere with Obama.