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This is the second installment of the speech Obama gave to the country on February 12th. As before, I am including what I believe to be Obama's secret thoughts (unspoken enclosed in parentheses and written in italics). I have not included the speech in its entirety, but if that bothers you, all you need to do is refer to any other of Obama's speeches and will see the same thing. There is a rumor that he lip-synched this speech, but that is unsubstantiated. To view the first part of this historical speech, go here
In summary, I believe the real State of the Union can be compared to the Carnival Cruise Ship that is being towed into port due to power failures, broken toilets, and low on food and water.
Here goes:
In 2011, Congress passed a law saying that if both parties couldn't agree on a plan to reach our deficit goal, about a trillion dollars' worth of budget cuts would automatically go into effect this year. These sudden, harsh, arbitrary cuts would jeopardize our military readiness. (And you idiots don't even know this sequestration was my idea--thank you mainstream media for watching my back). They'd devastate priorities like education, energy, and medical research . . . .
. . . . Most Americans--Democrats, Republicans, and Independents--understand that we can't just cut our way to prosperity (we have to spend our way there). They know that broad-based economic growth requires a balanced approach to deficit reduction, with spending cuts and revenue, and with everybody doing their fair share (which will be determined by ME) . . . .
. . . . Now is our best chance for bipartisan (hahahahahahahahaha) comprehensive tax reform that encourages job creation and helps bring down the deficit. . . .
. . . . None of us will get 100 percent of what we want ( except me, suckas). . . . So let's set party interests aside, and work to pass a budget that replaces reckless cuts with smart savings and wise investments in our future (and if you think I'm going to actually write another budget myself that you jerks are all planning to vote against, you can kiss my royal butt). . . .The (26th) greatest nation on Earth cannot keep conducting its business by drifting from one manufactured crisis to the next. Let's agree, right here, right now, to keep the people's government open, pay our bills on time, and always uphold the full faith and credit of the United States of America. (I believe Nancy P just wet her pants). The American people have worked too hard, for too long, rebuilding from one crisis to see their elected officials (excluding me, of course--stop looking at me like that, Boehner), cause another. . . .
. . . . Our first priority is making America a magnet for new jobs and manufacturing (which will be in solar panels and electric cars--nothing can go wrong again). . . . Caterpillar is bringing jobs back from Japan (while GE is bringing jobs to China, but that's on the DL).
(So, in summary, I want to tell you, my fellow Americans, that if you want more jobs, a better economy, a richer future for your children, and your grandchildren, do everything I tell you to do--it will go easier on you if you just listen and stop whining. Sure, I'm going to increase your taxes, but you like me, so it doesn't really matter to you what I do. See--I'm smiling . . . don't I look cute when I smile? Aren't I the cutest president you've ever known? Remember, big government is what we need, for only with a powerful government can we really get the job done. You can depend on us for your total needs, your total protection. You can put away those silly, dangerous guns and allow our military to defend and protect you. And finally, if you will only allow me to have it my way, as they say at Burger King, those people who say things you don't like to hear, those conservatives who don't know how to think large, will not be able to spout their anti-American nonsense anymore. Finally we will grow. Finally we can rid ourselves of that useless and antiquated document the conservatives pray to like it was their Bible; the Constitution. Who needs it? Who needs the Bible too, when you think about it? The new wave of the future is already here.)
(Allahu Akbar).
It's obvious that I took a great deal of liberty delving into the darkest recesses of Obama's mind. I doubt that what I came out with is totally accurate, but I equally doubt that it was totally off the mark. I see our president as a narcissistic socialist whose intentions are to change America into what he believes is best for us. For him, that is a noble cause; for us, it would be our downfall and the end of our way of living forever.
The reason he has gotten away with as much as he has, is due to the way our society has already deteriorated to the "gimme, gimme" nanny state. We, as a nation, have become incredibly lazy--not all of us, but many of our latest generation. The Occupy Wall Street Movement exemplifies this in detail and my novel, Scent of a Movement illustrates this in detail as well--it's coming out in a few more months as it's in final rewrite.
If you have any comments, good or bad, please feel free to share them in the comment section below.
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In summary, I believe the real State of the Union can be compared to the Carnival Cruise Ship that is being towed into port due to power failures, broken toilets, and low on food and water.
Here goes:
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In 2011, Congress passed a law saying that if both parties couldn't agree on a plan to reach our deficit goal, about a trillion dollars' worth of budget cuts would automatically go into effect this year. These sudden, harsh, arbitrary cuts would jeopardize our military readiness. (And you idiots don't even know this sequestration was my idea--thank you mainstream media for watching my back). They'd devastate priorities like education, energy, and medical research . . . .
. . . . Most Americans--Democrats, Republicans, and Independents--understand that we can't just cut our way to prosperity (we have to spend our way there). They know that broad-based economic growth requires a balanced approach to deficit reduction, with spending cuts and revenue, and with everybody doing their fair share (which will be determined by ME) . . . .
. . . . Now is our best chance for bipartisan (hahahahahahahahaha) comprehensive tax reform that encourages job creation and helps bring down the deficit. . . .
. . . . None of us will get 100 percent of what we want ( except me, suckas). . . . So let's set party interests aside, and work to pass a budget that replaces reckless cuts with smart savings and wise investments in our future (and if you think I'm going to actually write another budget myself that you jerks are all planning to vote against, you can kiss my royal butt). . . .The (26th) greatest nation on Earth cannot keep conducting its business by drifting from one manufactured crisis to the next. Let's agree, right here, right now, to keep the people's government open, pay our bills on time, and always uphold the full faith and credit of the United States of America. (I believe Nancy P just wet her pants). The American people have worked too hard, for too long, rebuilding from one crisis to see their elected officials (excluding me, of course--stop looking at me like that, Boehner), cause another. . . .
. . . . Our first priority is making America a magnet for new jobs and manufacturing (which will be in solar panels and electric cars--nothing can go wrong again). . . . Caterpillar is bringing jobs back from Japan (while GE is bringing jobs to China, but that's on the DL).
(So, in summary, I want to tell you, my fellow Americans, that if you want more jobs, a better economy, a richer future for your children, and your grandchildren, do everything I tell you to do--it will go easier on you if you just listen and stop whining. Sure, I'm going to increase your taxes, but you like me, so it doesn't really matter to you what I do. See--I'm smiling . . . don't I look cute when I smile? Aren't I the cutest president you've ever known? Remember, big government is what we need, for only with a powerful government can we really get the job done. You can depend on us for your total needs, your total protection. You can put away those silly, dangerous guns and allow our military to defend and protect you. And finally, if you will only allow me to have it my way, as they say at Burger King, those people who say things you don't like to hear, those conservatives who don't know how to think large, will not be able to spout their anti-American nonsense anymore. Finally we will grow. Finally we can rid ourselves of that useless and antiquated document the conservatives pray to like it was their Bible; the Constitution. Who needs it? Who needs the Bible too, when you think about it? The new wave of the future is already here.)(Allahu Akbar).
It's obvious that I took a great deal of liberty delving into the darkest recesses of Obama's mind. I doubt that what I came out with is totally accurate, but I equally doubt that it was totally off the mark. I see our president as a narcissistic socialist whose intentions are to change America into what he believes is best for us. For him, that is a noble cause; for us, it would be our downfall and the end of our way of living forever.
The reason he has gotten away with as much as he has, is due to the way our society has already deteriorated to the "gimme, gimme" nanny state. We, as a nation, have become incredibly lazy--not all of us, but many of our latest generation. The Occupy Wall Street Movement exemplifies this in detail and my novel, Scent of a Movement illustrates this in detail as well--it's coming out in a few more months as it's in final rewrite.
If you have any comments, good or bad, please feel free to share them in the comment section below.
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