Monday, March 16, 2026

Mojtaba Khamenei might be gay: Trump cracks up


It was learned that the cardboard Ayatollah Junior Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay. 

As a young buck, he was allegedly caught in the showers with men and, in addition,  he had a long-time relationship with his childhood tutor. So I guess he was being taught things that in ordinary Iranian regime society can get a gay guy hanged.

According to the bombshell report from the New York Post, President Trump got briefed on the new Iranian Supreme Leader, a cardboard cut-out, and let's just say the details had the room in stitches.

US intelligence dropped this gem: the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei had major reservations about handing the keys of the caliphate to his son Mojtaba, even though the kid had been helping run the show for years. 

Why the cold feet from dear old dad? Because he knew about Mojtaba's homosexuality, according to our spy guys and it isn't nice to hang your own kid from a crane as been the wont of the IRGC and "morality police." [Now that's an oxymoron if there ever was one.]

President Trump was stunned. The man "laughed out loud" right there in the briefing. Sources say he couldn't contain himself. The other officials in the room found the whole thing "hilarious," with a bunch of them cracking up right along with the president. One senior intelligence official "has not stopped laughing about it for days." Can you blame them? This is peak absurdity in the middle of all the Iran drama.

Three separate sources, including two intel officials and one close to the White House, confirmed that American spy agencies view this assessment of Mojtaba as a homosexual as credible. 

Not some random rumor, but solid.

Two of those sources told the Post that Mojtaba has been in a long-term romantic relationship with his childhood male tutor.

A third source said he's been having an affair with someone who used to work for the Khamenei family. And get this: Mojtaba has made "aggressive" sexual advances toward multiple men assigned to take care of him.

One source emphasized that these reports on the 56-year-old cleric's homosexuality come from "one of the most protected sources that the government has." That's how locked-down this info is.

Going back further, earlier reports pointed to a State Department file on Mojtaba noting he didn't get married until age 30, which is pretty late for a Shi'ite cleric, but not so much for a gay one. The file suggested it was likely due to an "impotency problem" that was "eventually resolved" during extended visits to three British hospitals for treatment. The leaked intel even mentioned a fourth visit before his wife finally conceived. Their first kid, Mohamed Amin, wasn't born until eight years after the wedding.

Look, this is the kind of raw, unfiltered intel that shows you how bizarre the world really is. While the mullahs over there stone people for this stuff, their new top dog might be living it. And Trump? He just reacted like any normal guy would — with a good, hearty laugh. Classic.

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Mojtaba Khamenei might be gay: Trump cracks up

It was learned that the cardboard Ayatollah Junior Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay.  As a young buck, he was allegedly caught in the shower...