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Hey guys, Minnesota was always known as the state of 10,000 lakes, but now, under Tampon Tim Walz, it has become the state of 10,000 fraudsters. The latest tab has now hit over eight billion dollars!
Let's recap this slow-motion train wreck.
First we had the $250 million Feeding Our Future scam, where "nonprofits" were supposedly feeding starving kids but were actually buying Lamborghinis and lake houses. Then City Journal drops the bomb that Somali-linked grifters have been looting the Medicaid Housing Stabilization Services program like it's an ATM, and, oh by the way, allegedly wiring millions of those dollars straight to Al-Shabaab terrorists in East Africa. Merry Christmas from Minneapolis. Oh wait--happy Ramadan.
But there's more! Fox News now says the real number isn't one billion. It isn't two billion. Whistleblowers are telling Congress it could top eight billion dollars when all the receipts are in."Fraud investigators are finding in Minnesota is growing by the day," Fox News National Correspondent Garrett Tenney reported. "Kelly Loeffler, who leads the Small Business Administration, says in the two days her agency has been investigating the state, they've uncovered at least $1 million in PPP fraud." And whistleblowers say the grand total "could total up to more than $8 billion."
Meanwhile, Governor Jazz Hands is out there doing his best aw-shucks routine, pretending everything's fine because Minnesota still ranks high in "happiness" or ignorance is bliss, or whatever nonsense metric he's clinging to.
"And in spite of the headwinds we're up against, Minnesota ranks economically, economic growth, happiness, number of people insured, education levels near the very top," Walz bragged to reporters, conveniently forgetting to subtract the eight billion that just walked out the door, and especially failing to mention where it went.
But there's more! Fox News now says the real number isn't one billion. It isn't two billion. Whistleblowers are telling Congress it could top eight billion dollars when all the receipts are in."Fraud investigators are finding in Minnesota is growing by the day," Fox News National Correspondent Garrett Tenney reported. "Kelly Loeffler, who leads the Small Business Administration, says in the two days her agency has been investigating the state, they've uncovered at least $1 million in PPP fraud." And whistleblowers say the grand total "could total up to more than $8 billion."
Meanwhile, Governor Jazz Hands is out there doing his best aw-shucks routine, pretending everything's fine because Minnesota still ranks high in "happiness" or ignorance is bliss, or whatever nonsense metric he's clinging to.
"And in spite of the headwinds we're up against, Minnesota ranks economically, economic growth, happiness, number of people insured, education levels near the very top," Walz bragged to reporters, conveniently forgetting to subtract the eight billion that just walked out the door, and especially failing to mention where it went.
Then he tried the tough-guy act: "If folks are going to commit crimes here, thinking because our generous spirit and our programs that we have is going to give them some kind of cover, they are sadly mistaken."
Translation: After we've already handed terrorists and fraudsters the keys to the treasury for six years, now, now we’re gonna get serious, guys. Pinky swear.
And of course, no Minnesota scandal would be complete without everyone's favorite America-last congresswoman, Ilhan Omar, whose district just happens to be ground zero for a lot of this.
When Jake Tapper actually pressed her on it, she gave the most Ilhan Omar answer imaginable:"I think what happened, um, is that, you know, when you have these, kind of new programs that are, um, designed to help people, you're oftentimes relying on third parties to be able to facilitate," Omar stammered. "And I just think that a lot of the COVID programs that were set up, they were set up so quickly that a lot of the guardrails did not get created."
Right. Because nothing says "we had no choice" like allowing billions to vanish into the hands of people who hate America while you look the other way for years.
Tim Walz spent the campaign telling us he's just a friendly Midwest dad who loves flannel and hotdish. Turns out he's the guy who turned Minnesota into the world's most generous terrorist GoFundMe while pretending none of it was happening.
Eight billion dollars. Gone. And these people want you to put them in charge of the entire country.
Right. Because nothing says "we had no choice" like allowing billions to vanish into the hands of people who hate America while you look the other way for years.
Tim Walz spent the campaign telling us he's just a friendly Midwest dad who loves flannel and hotdish. Turns out he's the guy who turned Minnesota into the world's most generous terrorist GoFundMe while pretending none of it was happening.
Eight billion dollars. Gone. And these people want you to put them in charge of the entire country.
Hard pass.
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