Greta Thunberg's flotilla pal attended funeral of Hezbollah leader

Listen up, guys, because this will blow your minds. Thiago Ávila, the Brazilian activist buddying up with the execrable Greta Thunberg on their little “Freedom Flotilla” stunt to Gaza, isn’t just along for the eco-warrior ride. The dude has a history of anti-Semitic radicalism longer than a winter night in the Arctic. 

But the best part is that he was front and center at the funeral of Hezbollah’s big boss, Hassan Nasrallah, calling him a “martyr” who “shines” like some kind of global liberation rockstar rather than the scumcrumpet he was.

Ávila’s currently kicking it on the Madleen, a 59-foot boat carrying Thunberg and a motley crew of tuna carrying activists, including a French politician and a Game of Thrones actor, the anti-Zionist Liam Cunningham. 

They’re sailing toward Israeli waters, aiming to make a splash in Gaza, but likely knowing that Israel will not allow them to be exposed to danger. So the Israel Defense Forces aren’t exactly rolling out the red carpet and told The Daily Wire they’re “prepared for a wide range of scenarios which it will act upon in accordance with the directives of the political echelon.” Translation: good luck getting anywhere near Gaza, selfie squad.

This isn’t Ávila’s first boat party, either. He was on another vessel last month that got mysteriously jacked up and towed to Libya after a pit stop in Malta to pick up the annoying Thunberg. The group’s pointing fingers at the IDF, but Israel’s playing coy. 

Now, let’s talk about Ávila’s highlight reel. With half a million Instagram followers, this guy’s not just some random keyboard warrior. He’s got a serious moist love for anti-Israel rhetoric, calling Israeli hostages “prisoners” and cozying up to terrorists like it’s a Tuesday night book club.

He posted a photo of himself with a feces-eating grin with Leila Khaled, a former member of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) the terrorists who hijacked a civilian airliner in 1969. According to a screenshot from Jerusalem Post’s Michael Starr, Ávila called Khaled one of the people he “most admire[s] in the entire world.” 

But the real kicker? Ávila’s obsession with Hassan Nasrallah. 

He rolled up to the Hezbollah leader’s funeral like it was Coachella, posting videos and interviews gushing about how Nasrallah “shines” as a figure who was “thinking about liberation of the entire world.” In one clip, he called the human ball of excrement a “martyr” who inspires people “all over the world.” Yes, Nasrallah inspired Naziesque cretins whose goal it is to kill every Jewish person on earth.

Not done yet, he added, “Not many people can say that they defeated the greatest evil forces of their generation not only once, but many times like Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah,” claiming Lebanon “will never be defeated by the Zionists.” By Zionists, he meant Jews, and by defeated, he meant after the jihad forces attacked them first like they did on October 7th two years ago.

He even bragged about meeting Nasrallah when he was 19, saying he was “so inspired” by the terrorist’s speeches. I bet he’s got a fan club membership card somewhere and uses it to arouse himself.

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Ávila wasn’t shy about showing off at the funeral, either. Picture him in a keffiyeh, weaving through the crowd to get a front-row view of Nasrallah’s coffin, calling it a “historical moment” and saying he was “very honored and very humbled” to be there. 

And just to keep things spicy, after Hamas’ massacre, rape, and kidnapping spree on Israeli civilians, Ávila had the gall to call out UN Secretary General António Guterres for demanding the hostages’ release. Nope, Ávila insisted on calling them “prisoners” who should be swapped for Palestinian prisoners. Four days later, he was already accusing Israel of “crimes against humanity” for defending itself. 

Oh, and when someone called him out for meeting Khaled, Ávila played the “I don’t support terrorists” card but couldn’t resist adding, “I actually despise Israel and the United States.” 

Ávila didn’t bother responding to requests for comment, probably too busy filming another anti-Israel sing-along on the Madleen. 

So, there you have it—Greta’s flotilla pal isn’t just sailing for clout; he’s got a serious axe to grind, and it’s aimed squarely at Israel. Stay tuned for how this PR stunt pans out. My money’s on the IDF sending them back to the drawing board armed with their Spam and tuna.

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