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North Korea’s second naval destroyer [the NK Glub-Glub-Gurgle] was severely damaged as Kim Jong Un watched the launch. It was a veritable clusterfrack.
Kim watched as the 5,000-ton warship capsized at the northeastern port of Chongjin on Wednesday amid efforts to modernize the country’s naval forces.
According to the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), Kim blamed military officials, scientists, and shipyard operators for a “serious accident and criminal act caused by absolute carelessness, irresponsibility, and unscientific empiricism.” Surprisingly, he did not blame U.S. President Donald Trump, but that doesn't mean "The View" won't go that route.
The leader for life called for a ruling Workers’ Party meeting in June to address their “irresponsible errors.”
The state media outlet confirmed that, during the ceremony, “a serious accident occurred.”
They did not provide details on the exact cause of the issue or whether anyone was injured, but knowing what we know about Kim and his methods of discipline, the injuries they might have incurred would be nothing compared to what Kim would unleash on them.
The damaged warship is believed to carry nuclear-capable ballistic and cruise missiles which Kim is hoping would work better than the boat launch.
Kim ordered urgent restoration, linking the ship's recovery to national authority, and ordered the trusty punishment mine field to be loaded up again to see if the guilty parties can make it through to the other end before getting blown up.
The leader for life called for a ruling Workers’ Party meeting in June to address their “irresponsible errors.”
The state media outlet confirmed that, during the ceremony, “a serious accident occurred.”
They did not provide details on the exact cause of the issue or whether anyone was injured, but knowing what we know about Kim and his methods of discipline, the injuries they might have incurred would be nothing compared to what Kim would unleash on them.
In a statement, KCNA said: “Due to immature command and operational negligence, the parallel movement of the bogies could not be guaranteed, resulting in the launching sled in the stern detaching first and causing the ship to capsize.
“The ship’s balance was destroyed due to a rupture in the hull in some sections, and the bow section was unable to detach from the keel.”
“The ship’s balance was destroyed due to a rupture in the hull in some sections, and the bow section was unable to detach from the keel.”
Kim, who has ruled with an iron fist since 2011, said the restoration of the warship “must be completed unconditionally” before June. He described restoration as "urgent" and that it wasn't just a practical problem but “a political issue directly related to the authority of the country.”
One person on "Bored Panda" wrote: "This is what happens when you order warships off Temu."
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