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Alright, folks, strap in for another grim dispatch from the Middle East, where Iran’s mullahs are playing their favorite game: execute first, ask questions never.
According to Iranian media, Mohsen Langarneshin, a 34-year-old network security specialist from Isfahan, was hanged at the notorious Evin prison Wednesday morning. His crime? Allegedly being a “senior spy” for Israel’s Mossad and helping pull off the 2022 hit on Hassan Sayyad Khodaei, an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps officer with a rap sheet that reads like a Tom Clancy novel.
Khodaei, you may recall, got taken out by motorcycle-riding gunmen outside his Tehran home on May 22, 2022. The IRGC bigwig was supposedly behind plots targeting Americans, Israelis, and the French—because nothing screams “revolutionary guard” like international assassination schemes.
Langarneshin’s kin insist that he was no James Bond. They claim his “confession” was beaten out of him during 43 days of solitary confinement, complete with daily doses of physical and psychological torture.
On top of allegedly helping ice Khodaei, Langarneshin is accused of playing paparazzi for Mossad, snapping photos of senior Iranian officials and key sites. Oh, and he supposedly bought the motorcycle used in the hit—because nothing says “master spy” like running errands for assassins.
Khodaei, you may recall, got taken out by motorcycle-riding gunmen outside his Tehran home on May 22, 2022. The IRGC bigwig was supposedly behind plots targeting Americans, Israelis, and the French—because nothing screams “revolutionary guard” like international assassination schemes.
Iran’s state-linked Tasnim news claims Langarneshin was Mossad’s guy on the ground, recruited in fall 2020 and cozying up with his handlers in exotic locales like Georgia and Nepal. They say he confessed to it all, which sounds super legit… until you hear his family’s side.
Langarneshin’s kin insist that he was no James Bond. They claim his “confession” was beaten out of him during 43 days of solitary confinement, complete with daily doses of physical and psychological torture.
Color me shocked—Iran’s courts, those paragons of justice, rejected three appeals for a retrial. No surprise there; fairness isn’t exactly the regime’s brand.
On top of allegedly helping ice Khodaei, Langarneshin is accused of playing paparazzi for Mossad, snapping photos of senior Iranian officials and key sites. Oh, and he supposedly bought the motorcycle used in the hit—because nothing says “master spy” like running errands for assassins.
Look, I’m not saying the guy was a saint, but Iran’s track record on truth-telling is about as reliable as a Yugo in a blizzard. This whole story reeks of the regime’s usual playbook: pin the blame, stage the execution, and keep the fear machine humming. Stay classy, Tehran.
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