IDF kills Hezbollah Unit Honcho in Lebanon

Several of the wives etc. of Izz al-Din

An Israeli air strike carried out in southern Lebanon has killed Hezbollah’s chief of its southern aerial defense unit, which kind of implies that his ability to defend threats from above might indicate that he was a DEI hire.

Hassan Abbas Izz al-Din was blown to bite-size bits, the Israeli army said on Tuesday, just one day prior to garbage collection day for this writer. He is currently en route to jannah where his 72 brown-eyed virgin goats await him with baited breath.

The Israeli military issued a statement saying that Izz al-Din was rebuilding the unit and supplying it with weapons that threaten Israeli aerial vehicles. 

But not anymore--FAFO Izzy.

Am Yisrael Chai.

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