Wednesday, September 25, 2024

IDF "set Hezbollah back 20 years" which is therefore around 590 CE



Since Israel's IDF finally struck back at Hezbollah, and these terrorists have been hit hard, a US official says that the set back to Hezbollah is around 20 years. If this estimate is correct, then Hezbollah has been set back to 590 CE because since its creation in 610 CE, Islam has never left the Early Middle Ages. Set your sundials back, guys.

"We are the closest we’ve been to a regional war," an American official who wished to remain anonymous warned, as conflict between Israel and Hezbollah continues to escalate, with IDF airstrikes sending the terrorist group ‘back 20 years.’

The massive wave of IDF airstrikes on Hezbollah rocket and missile depots across the south and east of Lebanon resulted in massive damage to the group, and set its operations back decades.

"At least it won't effect the stoning of women and the throwing of gays and lesbians from rooftops," one person, who also wished to remain anonymous observed. 

Speaking with the Compromised News Network (CNN) in a report published Tuesday, one US official explained that a number of recent IDF actions against the terrorist group have degraded their operational capabilities. A great example of this was when last week, thousands of communication devices [sold to Hezbollah by an Israeli shell company] exploded simultaneously in the hands of Hezbollah senior members. The good news is that it killed or injured terrorists and Israel actually made money from Hezbollah. The bad news is, oh, there is no bad news.

On Friday, an Israeli airstrike on a Hezbollah position in Beirut killed 16 members of the terror group’s elite Radwan Force, including two of the unit’s senior commanders. They were not missed.

Yesterday, following a string of massive rocket attacks on northern Israel, Israel Air Force jets bombed hundreds of Hezbollah missile and rocket depots – many of them concealed in private homes – along the Israeli frontier in southern Lebanon and in eastern Lebanon’s Beqaa Valley. Residents of these homes were warned to leave their homes and not return until the Israeli operation was over--what other country does that?

Lebanon’s health ministry claimed that at least 492 died in the airstrikes, with 1,645 reported injured.

“They’ve probably been taken 20 years backwards,” a second U.S. official said after Monday’s aerial campaign.

As Martha Stewart would say, "That's a good thing."

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