Monday, February 19, 2024

Hamas terrorist responsible for Kibbutz Be'eri rocket attack gets "virginized" from above


A Hamas jihadi who thought he would get away with firing a rocket at Kibbutz Be'eri yesterday thought wrong. In a rapid response after the lone terrorist attempted to kill anyone he could in Israel, the IAF [Israeli Air Force] identified his location and blew him to smithereens where he will now spend his time trying to placate 72 women who claim to be virgins, although some appear to have Adam's apples.

The rocket was fired from the central Gaza Strip and landed near the kibbutz. The IDF's Nahal Brigade immediately spotted the launch site and an airstrike neutralized his ass in Gaza City with the help of the IAF.

Meanwhile, further operations in western Khan Yunis led to the discovery and elimination of additional armed cells. A large weapons cache, including AK-47s, drones, explosive devices and an RPG were also recovered.


IDF ground troops, in coordination with the IAF, successfully thwarted multiple attempted attacks by targeting and eliminating operatives approaching their positions. 

It's beginning to look a lot like Hamas is operating haphazardly, like the way their rockets tend to fly, and supposedly the morale of the crazed troglodytes is waning. 

Hamas has also ended their relationship with former Gaza leader-turned-coward Yahya Sinwar who was last seen "getting out of Dodge," so to speak, with his family consisting of wives and little terrorists at his heels. 

The IDF special forces also conducted targeted raids, seizing weapons and neutralizing armed operatives in the region.

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