Biden apparently bumps his head hard on Marine One: it had no effect

Alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., banged his head on Marine One after his return to Washington, D.C., from Delaware on Sunday.  There was no further brain damage noted.

The so called President walked along with his wife Doctor Jill Biden. After the big bang, Biden did not appear to react, after his head hit the top frame of the helicopter as he cautiously made his way off the bird.

The head bang comes in the midst of a hot debate over the POTUS's cognitive fitness after Special Counsel Robert Hur found the so called 81-year-old leader of the free world to have significant memory loss.

Hur reported on Biden's mishandling of classified material which created questions about his mental acuity. He described Biden as "a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory" who is unable to recall details of very significant life events such as when he was Vice President, when his son Beau died, and who is that bleached blonde lady who keeps leading him around by hand.

Biden held a last-minute mistake of a White House press conference to dispute the idea that he was, um, you know, the thing. 

Never mind.

But seriously, right after he claimed his memory was "fine," he referred to Egyptian President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi as the "president of Mexico," and former President Donald Trump as a danger to the world and all the planets and plants and "Merica, man."

Biden then "grew a pair" and went off script. He took questions from reporters at random, prompting a head-to-head exchange with CNN correspondent MJ Lee, who asked about Americans who are correctly concerned about his age.

"They've expressed concerns about your mental acuity," Lee told him. "They say that you're too old. Mr. President, you told me in December that you believe there are many Democrats who could defeat Donald Trump. So why does it have to be you now?"

He simply told her to get the hell off his lawn.

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