Al Sharptongue's brother heading to prison

The Very Right Reverend Al Sharptongue's younger brother, Pastor and also Very Right Reverend Kenneth Sharptongue Glasgow has been sent to prison for two and a half years on charges of tax evasion [in the spirit of the Sharptongues], drug trafficking, and lying to obtain Social Security disability benefits from the suckers known as we taxpayers.

Glasgow, 58 and not Scottish, was sentenced after pleading guilty to embezzling $407,000 from two so-called non-profit organizations he created to funnel money to himself.

The organizations were The Ordinary People Society (TOPS), a felon voting rights advocacy organization designed to allow criminals to vote other criminals into political office, and is located in Dothana, Alabama. The other is the Prodigal Child Project.

According to the claim of prosecutors, Glasgow allegedly may have taken almost $1,000,000 from the nonprofits without reporting the income, but a judge rejected this claim. 

Sharptongue Glasgow is set to enter the slammer on August 17th, and his lawyer, Jumping Jimmy Parkman, said the 30 months in stir was a "fair sentence."

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