Fweedom-loving Harris asked Mommy: "Why are conservatives bad?"

Vice President in name, Kamala Hahaharris told a tale aimed at attacking conservatives which was so fake and divisive that it caused people to throw up in their collective mouth and point out how ridiculous she sounds, even when she isn't talking gibberish.

She recently spoke a group of words at  Colorado's Arvada Center for the Arts and Humanities in a moderated conversation on climate policy where she spun the tale of her childhood.

"I grew up learning about - we called it ecology at the time and so some of us who were born around that time know what I’m saying - and we talked about it in the context of conservation," she said, while uproariously laughing at something apparently going on in her head. 

"In fact, I’m going to share with you a very simple story, which is that I went home one day and I said, 'Well, why are conservatives bad, mommy?’ I thought we were supposed to conserve things." She then added, "I couldn’t reconcile it. Now I can."

This was not the 'fweedom' story; this was bigger but equally as believable.

A clip of the quote went viral on Twitter, and users tore her claim apart. 

"This never happened," Dana Loesch host of "The Dana Show" wrote.

Loesch wasn't alone in her doubting that the story was completely fabricated by our laughing VP, who obviously believes that people are as stupid as she is.

Conservative Twitter personality ALX begged, "PLEASE MAKE IT STOP."

"I'll take, 'Things that never happened for $1,000,'" special advisor for communications for Sen. Ted Cruz, Steve Guest tweeted.

"Her comms team would be wise to keep her far, far away from a camera and a microphone. Forever," 2022 New Hampshire congressional candidate Karoline Leavitt wrote.

"She’s been around POTUS too long, the only thing missing is ‘not a joke’ at the end," WGY Mornings with Doug Goudie tweeted.

Can you imagine Hahaharris and Biden sitting around the Oval Office talking about their childhood?

Biden: "When I was a boy, my dad, my dad would say to me, 'Joey, you see those two men going at it? That's a beautiful deal.' I'm serious."

Harris: "No Joe, fweedom is a beautiful deal, hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fweedom!"

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