Sandy Cortez upset that Sen. Kirsten Sinema left Dem. Party

Rep. Alexandria (Sandy) Occasionally-Comatose (Socialist-NY) is miffed that Sen. Kirsten Sinema (I-AZ) has left the Democratic Party and announced she will now be an independent on Friday. 

[H/T Fox News]

Comatose has no problem with fellow socialist/communist Sen. Bernie Sanders as an Independent but has a problem with Sinema's leaving the party of the KKK. She is best known for Jeff Bezos' decision not to move Amazon headquarters to Queens, NY,  AOC's district she misrepresents, based on her socialist ideology.

Sinema announced her decision in an Arizona Republic op-ed published last Friday, where she criticized the current two party system. [Funny, last time I checked, there was more than two parties listed on the ballot, but perhaps I miscounted.]

"Americans are told that we have only two choices – Democrat or Republican – and that we must subscribe wholesale to policy views the parties hold, views that have been pulled further and further toward the extremes," Sinema wrote. "Most Arizonans believe this is a false choice, and when I ran for the U.S. House and the Senate, I promised Arizonans something different."

Ms. Obviously-Comatose responded to Sinema saying the senator doesn't offer  "a single concrete value or policy she believes in," whereas she, AOC, offers a bunch of programs like the Green New Deal that focuses around cow flatulence and sunny day energy.

Heeeere's Sandy!

"She lays out no goals for Arizonans, no vision, no commitments," the wide-eyed congress Latinx said as she appeared on Tic Toc as she danced and cooked tacos. "It’s ‘no healthcare, just vibes’ for Senate."

Sinema, who, like it or not, actually has a mind of her own, is up for reelection in 2024 as is our semi-sentient President Joe "Big Guy" Biden.

"I pledged to be independent and work with anyone to achieve lasting results. I committed I would not demonize people I disagreed with, engage in name-calling, or get distracted by political drama," Sinema said in the op-ed.

Although Sinema is now an independent, she will still maintain her committee assignments, according to Senate Majority Leader Charles "Nostrils" Schumer.

"She asked me to keep her committee assignments, and I agreed," said Amy Schumer's cousin. "Kyrsten is independent, that’s how she’s always been."

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