Gender-fluid Biden worker allegedly stole a woman's luggage at MN airport

Sam Brinton and his Rear Admiral buddy

Alleged President Joe Biden's non-binary, married to a dude named Kevin Rieck, nuclear waste head, Sam Brinton, 34, has been charged with theft. He was caught on cameral steal a woman's Vera Bradley suitcase from Minneapolis Airport's baggage claim. 

Brinton's full and impressive title is the Department of Energy Deputy Assistant Secretary for Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition. And with all that going for him, he was caught on surveillance cameras at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport surreptitiously taking a blue bag off the baggage carousel and attempting to make off with it. He was flying back from Washington, D.C. on September 16, 2022 when the alleged crime occurred.

A cis gender woman [whose pronouns are she and her] reported the bag missing later in that same day and what do you know, Brinton was identified. (He isn't difficult to spot--his photo is in the Urban Dictionary under the word "gay."

Brinton claimed initially that he didn't have the bag, evidently hoping to have access to the woman's clothing for his personal use, but then changed his mind saying that he was tired and that it was a mistake.

Brinton is one of the first openly "gender-fluid" LGBT activists who proudly sodomizes men who dress up as dogs. Seriously.

That alone should get him off the hook with Biden and his pals.

In spite of that, Minneapolis-St. Paul (MSP) International Airport authorities have an investigation underway.

The complaint alleges Brinton (whose pronoun is "they") left the airport in an Uber and checked into the InterContinental St. Paul Riverfront hotel with the blue bag.

He returned to MSP two days later, on September 18, and flew back to Washington, D.C., with the same bag.

So he was too tired for two days to notice the woman's clothing wasn't his, this time.

Nearly three weeks later, the criminal complaint alleges that video surveillance footage from Dulles International Airport in Virginia captured Brinton returning from Europe with the bag on October 9.

Authorities contacted Brinton that same day, asking if he “took anything that did not belong” to him.

“Not that I know of,” Brinton allegedly responded but later admitted he took the bag that had clothes inside belonging to him.

“If I had taken the wrong bag, I am happy to return it, but I don’t have any clothes for another individual. That was my clothes when I opened the bag,” he told police, according to the complaint.

He allegedly called authorities two hours later and apologized for not being “completely honest,” adding he took the bag thinking it was his in a state of exhaustion. The complaint also alleges Brinton realized it wasn’t his bag after opening it up at the hotel, at which point he “got nervous” and “didn’t know what to do.”

Some folks would have gone the honesty route and immediately returned all of the items and bag. Some folks work for a corrupt regime and wouldn't.

Brinton is scheduled to appear in court on December 19 in Hennepin County.

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If found guilty he could now face five years in jail, a $10,000 fine, or both but there's a better chance getting hit by a meteor and lightning simultaneously at a Disney movie about non-binary spelunkers.

He might enjoy prison.

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