9 Gifts to give to your liberal family members for Christmas

With Christmas just days away, it makes sense to be prepared to get those gifts your liberal family members will remember and perhaps even help them grow as people aware of the two genders that make up gender roll call. Some of the suggestions are expensive but I've included more affordable options to take the clusterfrack the Biden administration has caused on the nation's economy.

1. A 1-year subscription to the Daily Wire starring Ben Shapiro as the fast-talking political genius who happens to be Jewish and not a regular Christmassy kind of guy; Matt Walsh, who knows what a woman is; Michael Knowles, Andrew Klavan, Candace Owens and the rest of the crew. And while you can't make Daily Wire an actual stocking stuffer, you can stuff your brain on a correct political view, for a change.

2. Concert tickets to see John Rich. He isn't your typical Republican--he sings and has a guitar. Best part is you can use the tickets as stocking stuffers.

3. A pocket US Constitution. This comes in handy at the dinner table when cousin Bob claims such nonsense like owning a gun isn't protected under law. Tell him to whip it out and check out the Second Amendment.

4. A one way air ticket to Venezuela. This is especially poignant when cousin Bob tells you how socialism is better than 'stinking capitalism.' Hand him the ticket and dare him to put his claim to the test. If necessary, double-dare him, pinky square.

5. A 1-year membership to the NRA. Sure, cousin Bob doesn't own a gun and never will, but think of how he'll react from all the future emails and snail mail he'll get from them when it's time to renew his membership.

6. A MAGA hat. The hat speaks for itself.

7. A Bible. Tell cousin Bob that you're doing all you can to keep him from burning in hell for wanting to kill babies, especially minority babies,

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8. A flag to fly from your liberal relative's house and window flags for their Prius. Instead of giving it to your liberal friend, you might simply put it up for them to avoid the concomitant resistance. 

9. The DVD  "Father Stu," starring Mark Wahlberg. This can be a time for cousin Jimmy and his wife to learn about the trials and tribulations of the priesthood. So what if they aren't Catholic.

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