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"Never underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up." -- Barack Obama
Alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden questioned Pakistan's ability to keep its nuclear weapons safe and also referred to them as "one of the most dangerous nations in the world." Of course, while Pakistan isn't a great ally of the United States, they are still considered an ally and Biden must therefore be considered a functional moron.
Our so-called President made his offending mush-mouthed mumblings last week at a Democrat Party event at a private home in California. While commenting on nuclear weapons he mentioned Pakistan while bragging about his warm, personal 'bro' relationship with China's dictator Xi Jinping.
“I’ve spent more time with Xi Jinping than any person in — any head of state in Amer- — in the world,” Biden bragged, as if that was a good thing. He went on to lie further saying that he traveled 17,000 miles with Xi, which had earned our Forrest Gump of a president four “Pinocchios” from the Washington Post last year.
“I’ve spent more time with Xi Jinping than any person in — any head of state in Amer- — in the world,” Biden bragged, as if that was a good thing. He went on to lie further saying that he traveled 17,000 miles with Xi, which had earned our Forrest Gump of a president four “Pinocchios” from the Washington Post last year.
Next our feckless leader discussed Pakistan.
“This is a guy [Xi] who understands what he wants but has an enormous, enormous array of problems. How do we handle that?” Biden jabbered. “How do we handle that relative to what’s going on in Russia? And what I think is maybe one of the most dangerous nations in the world: Pakistan. Nuclear weapons without any cohesion.”
“So, folks, there’s a lot going on. A lot going on,” he pontificated and repeated the same words to sound as if he wasn't joking. He also did not return to elaborate on his opinion of Pakistan because he likely forgot that he mentioned them before his brain cell fell asleep.
Dawn, a Pakistani newspaper reported on Saturday that the Pakistan Prime Minister's office called Biden's words as “factually incorrect and misleading,” demanding that “unnecessary comments” should be avoided, but never once mentioning that the US President is not actually sentient and should not be taken seriously by world leaders.
Pakistan's Foreign Affairs Ministry quickly summoned the U.S. Ambassador to Islamabad Donal Blome after the speech's transcript was released and requested the ambassador deliver a demarche on President Biden’s comments.
“Pakistan’s disappointment and concern was conveyed to the US envoy on the unwarranted remarks, which were not based on ground reality or facts,” the Foreign Affairs Ministry’s press release read.
“Pakistan’s disappointment and concern was conveyed to the US envoy on the unwarranted remarks, which were not based on ground reality or facts,” the Foreign Affairs Ministry’s press release read.
Principal Deputy Spokesperson of the U.S. Department of State Vendal Patel addressed the growing clusterfrack on Tuesday, telling reporters, “the United States is confident of Pakistan’s commitment and its ability to secure nuclear assets.”
“The U.S. has always viewed a secure and prosperous Pakistan as critical to U.S. interests. And more broadly, the U.S. values our longstanding cooperation with Pakistan,” Patel added.
By the time Patel intervened, most Pakistani leaders had condemned Amtrak Joe.
Pakistan’s Foreign Affairs Minister Bilawal Bhutto Zardari told reporters on Saturday that he was surprised by Biden’s comments, noting that Biden’s concerns over Pakistan’s nuclear weapon safety had not been raised by U.S. officials to him during his recent visit to the United States in September — when our U.Sless. Secretary of Defense Antony Blinken defended the sale of U.S. weapons to Pakistan.
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The Islamic nation’s Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif responded to Biden’s comments through his Twitter account on Saturday with a post that read, “Pakistan is a responsible nuclear state and we are proud that our nuclear assets have the best safeguards as per IAEA requirements.” Can I get an Allahu Akbar.
“We take these safety measures with the utmost seriousness. Let no one have any doubts,” he asserted.
Nawaz Sharif, the prime minister’s brother and himself a former prime minister, also responded to Biden’s comments, writing, “our nuclear program is in no way a threat to any country," [except, perhaps India].
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