Biden Bikes on Beach Better this time but doesn't answer reporters

"Where's my bell? I need a bell."

Joe Biden beach-biked better than he biked before when he fell on his keester at a dead stop. He pedaled his black bike before reporters on Sunday on Kiawah Island, South Carolina.

The alleged president wore shorts and a polo shirt with his aviator sunglasses as he pretended, in the jasmine of his mind, to be piloting a WWI Sopwith Camel. He pedaled along, occasionally stopping to catch his breath and to jaw with some families and children but didn't smell their hair. 

Due to his role as president, he was surrounded by bike pedaling Secret Service agents who rode with him as he pedaled in pursuit of the Red Baron.

President Joe Biden takes a bike ride along a South Carolina beach pic.twitter.com/rpwC8I1JTM

— Reuters (@Reuters) August 14, 2022

Although he appeared in front of media cameras he did not stop to take questions.

When reporters asked him if he would talk to them, he replied, “No.”

“Gotta go get your bathing suits,” he replied as he rode by, presumably speaking to reporters but not wearing a bathing suit himself because he doesn't practice what he preaches.

It's rumored that Biden contracted a bit of toe fungus while pedaling along the sand and he shared a photo of his big toe for all his fans to see [below].

The Biden Curse

More Biden in South Carolina

Reporters: “Will you come talk to us?”

Biden: “No.”

He told us we should get our bathing suits pic.twitter.com/KGTK7y6G56

— Andrew Restuccia (@AndrewRestuccia) August 14, 2022

He added that he was enjoying his summer break but was also “on the phone a lot.” 

He lied. It isn't a real phone they gave him to play with. He talks into it and a Secret Service agent standing behind him answers him--he never even knows what's going on.

The president has refused to take questions from reporters for several days and still has not publicly reacted to the FBI raid of former President Donald Trump’s home at Mar-a-Lago because his handlers know that if he answers questions, he's going to flub it up.

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The White House repeatedly insists the president had no prior knowledge of the raid and learned about it on the news, just like every other American. And if you believe that, you might also believe that worms can tell when the next earthquake will hit.

Biden plans to continue his vacation on Kiawah Island next week and hopefully much longer, before he returns to the White House where he gets to play President of the United States of America.

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