Tuesday, March 1, 2022

Chechen hit squad sent to kill Zelenskyy are getting their 72 virgins


A team of "elite" Chechen commandos went into Ukraine with orders from Putin to hunt down and assassinate the Jewish President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy. But like the Roach Motel, they went in but they didn't come out. They were instead "eliminated" by security forces, a Kyiv top defense official told national media.

[H/T Fox News]

Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council Oleksiy Danilov told the Ukraine 24 TV channel that Ukrainian defense forces engaged with two death squads sent to kill Zelenskyy on Tuesday, but Ukrainian forces received intelligence about a planned attack on their President and killed the entire "elite" Chechen unit.

On a positive note, every Chechen jihadi involved will now be rewarded with 72 beautiful, brown-eyed virgins and rivers of wine for their martyrdom. 

"The special operation that was to be carried out directly by the Kadyrovites to eliminate our president is fully known to us today, and I can say that we received information from representatives of the FSB, who today have no desire to take part in this bloody war," he said. The FSB is Russia's equivalent to our FBI known as Russia's Federal Security Service.

Ramzan Kadyrov is the head of the Chechen Republic, which is a semiautonomous part of Russia. He is Putin's buddy and his commandos were considered to be fierce, highly skilled fighters who weren't as skilled as once believed.

So President Zelenskyy lives to fight another day.

When US offered to take him out of Ukraine, this is what he said

Fox News Digital reported Monday that Putin’s move to send Chechen fighters to join the invasion may have backfired as the Ukrainian military outperformed Russian expectations and hey, they also killed the Chechen "elite" forces. 

Danilov said the Chechen "elite" strike team arrived in two groups, one of which defense forces engaged in Hostomel, and the other of which the Ukrainian military was keeping a close eye on.

Danilov also claimed that Ukraine had been tipped off to the death squad by sources within Russia’s Federal Security Service.

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Zelenskyy said in a televised address last week that he believed Russian forces had designated him as their "No. 1 target" and is considered by many to be Ukraine's GOAT. [Google it if you're not a sports fan.]

It's clear that Russia is much more equipped than Ukraine but the latter has surprised Putin's punks.

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