Comrade de Blasio won't run for Congress because he'd lose bigly

Former New York City Mayor and Comrade Bill de Blasio has decided that he won't run in New York's redrawn 11th congressional district. He made calls to who he thought would support him, and his decision not to run followed. It's a freaking mystery since his greatest accomplishment was his height.

“I’ve represented the neighborhoods of the 11th CD for years and I love the people who live here. It was gratifying to connect with community and elected leaders while I considered a run. I’m certain a progressive can win this seat and serve us in Washington,” the Communist incompetent tweeted Tuesday. [Say "Communist incompetent" three times fast.]

“Back in January, I made a decision to focus on advocating for policies that would continue to drive down income inequality in New York – one of my proudest achievements. I’m going to stick with that decision – it was the right one then and it remains so.”

For a communist, income inequality means taking from the rich and dividing it up and giving it to the poor, resulting in everyone being mostly poor and dependents of the government.

Democratic state lawmakers added liberal parts of Brooklyn — including de Blasio’s own neighborhood, Park Slope, a rather pricey, capitalist-loving area — to the traditionally conservative Staten Island, creating a new 11th district under the redistricting plan passed by the state Legislature and signed into law by Gov. Kathy Hochul, who is now obviously as bad a Cuomo without the sexual abuse. 

Young de Blasio wearing his hero shirt

Sources said de Blasio was making collect calls about launching a primary challenge against former Congressman Max Rose, who has already declared he’ll run for his old seat against Rep. Nicole Malliotakis, a Republican representing Staten Island and Brooklyn) who beat Rose in 2020.

I just wish the Democrats enlisted de Blasio to run for President in 2024. A block of wood could beat him.

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Since he’s been out of office, comrade de Blasio also abandoned hopes of running for governor this year with Hochul in office. He refusal to follow scientific data about COVID-19 and her far-left ideology is very appealing to Democratic New Yorkers as they tend to vote based on identity politics, not on competence and reason.

But don't feel bad for him. He will always have a job at CNN or MSNBC/

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