Prince Harry and Meghan win environment award for decreasing royal flushes

"If it's yellow, let it mellow; but if it's brown, flush it down." --Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

The environmental group known as Conserve Water--Save the World's Thirsty Minorities has awarded Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle the annual "Gulp Award" for their efforts at saving water and helping the poor and lower middle class to avoid dehydration.

As Brain Flushing wanted to report in 2019 but did not get the interview, the semi-royal family told British Vogue magazine that they would only drink water when they are out of alcoholic beverages or when same were unavailable. 

In addition, the couple vowed to only use their royal flush of the porcelain throne when it was graced with their fecal matter.

The Golden Throne they call their own

"Nothing says you care about the little guy than having the big guys ration their toilet water," Suzee Sezzpoule, CEO of Conserve Water--Save the World's Thirsty Minorities. "It takes real determination and dedication to minimize the often flagrant or mindless use of water. People are dying of thirst in Africa and deserts. Prince Harry and Meghan are great examples of courage and unselfish preservation of the planet's most precious resource. Water."

Accepting the award was Meghan Markle on behalf of her husband and herself along with their two environmentally appropriate children.

"Thank you," Ms. Markle began, "thank you, thank you, thank you. On behalf of Harry, Archie Harrison, Lilibet Diana, and myself, thank you. This means a lot to us, especially Harry, who has made the greatest sacrifice than the rest of us."

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