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Joe believes he's responsible for creating the COVID-19 vaccine and influencing Benjamin Netanyahu's decision to call a cease fire with Hamas for the time being, while Bibi believes Joe is responsible for the wet stain on the chair seat behind the Resolute desk. One can only speculate which leader is correct.
As it turns out, Egypt brokered the current peace between Israel and the terrorist organization.
Biden, who mumbled at the White House, included a sentence in his babblings commending Egyptian officials for their "critical role" in ending the fighting. But he repeatedly emphasized the intensive work he said was done by his own administration, although he had no details to point out this claim, but sources say the claim may have come from the same place as that stain.
"Over the last 11 days, I spoke with the prime minister, Ben something or other, six times. I've also spoken with President Mohammad, er . . . Mahmoud Abbas and those Palestinian Authority Muslims more than once, and part of our intense diplomatic engagement," the Teleprompter read.
Biden, who mumbled at the White House, included a sentence in his babblings commending Egyptian officials for their "critical role" in ending the fighting. But he repeatedly emphasized the intensive work he said was done by his own administration, although he had no details to point out this claim, but sources say the claim may have come from the same place as that stain.
"Over the last 11 days, I spoke with the prime minister, Ben something or other, six times. I've also spoken with President Mohammad, er . . . Mahmoud Abbas and those Palestinian Authority Muslims more than once, and part of our intense diplomatic engagement," the Teleprompter read.
"And I want to also thank secretary of state, the secretary of defense, our national security adviser, and everyone on our team for their incredible efforts to bring this about, this outcome that we're about to see that I have made happen, I humbly add."
"You know, we've held intensive, high-level discussions, minute by minute, hour by hour, literally, no joke, with Egypt, the Palestinian Authority and other Middle Eastern countries, with an aim of avoiding this sort of prolonged conflict we've seen in previous years when the hostilities have broken out under mysterious conditions."
"Nowadays you cannot go to a deli in Delhi, or an Ess a Bagel in Boston, without running into a Jew. I mean, c'mon man; they're everywhere. You can tell by the way they say 'oi,' I'm serious. And I like the way they say 'oi.'"
"You know, we've held intensive, high-level discussions, minute by minute, hour by hour, literally, no joke, with Egypt, the Palestinian Authority and other Middle Eastern countries, with an aim of avoiding this sort of prolonged conflict we've seen in previous years when the hostilities have broken out under mysterious conditions."
"Nowadays you cannot go to a deli in Delhi, or an Ess a Bagel in Boston, without running into a Jew. I mean, c'mon man; they're everywhere. You can tell by the way they say 'oi,' I'm serious. And I like the way they say 'oi.'"
Biden said he’d spoken with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on the cease fire and commended him on his decision to bring hostilities to a close.
"The United States fully supports Israel's right to defend itself against indiscriminate rocket attacks from Hamas," Biden mush-mouthed as he stated the obvious.
Thankfully, Biden will continue to provide Israel with funding of the Iron Dome missile defense system.
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