Deep probe into Biden's snacking undertaken by brave reporters at MSNBC

The origin of his brain freeze

The intrepid reporters at Mindless Soulless Nitwits Bemoaning Conservatives (MSNBC) have uncovered information that will blow your collective minds. They uncovered a story that could have very well earned them a Pulitzer if they had been a newspaper instead of a far-left tv "news" network.

While White House Press Fibber Jen Psaki tells us of President Biden's rigorous workout schedule and his health food regimen, the reporters at the network got down and dirty as they uncovered the truth about Joe Biden: he eats a lot of ice cream and sometimes eats two cones at a time.

He also likes chocolate, marshmallow Easter bunnies with the yellow sugar coating, Ju Ju beads, Snickers bars, Peter Paul Almond Joy, Jelly Bellies, cheese cake, cookies and Skittles.

When Psaki was confronted about Biden's snack choices, she replied, "Look, that's only his choices when he's allowed to make them on his own. The President knows those snacks are not as healthy as the ones he usually eats. In fact, he washes his Power Bars down with Ensure Plus. Those are his normal snacks."

Ali Velshi substituted for far-far-left lesbian host Rachel Maddow whose pronouns are: thee, them, there, those, thy, and thumb. He led off the show with a three-minute Biden love-fest of the President's sweet tooth, which is the only tooth in his mouth that isn't false.

The hard-hitting coverage showed our vegetative POTUS chowing down on a chocolate-chocolate-chip ice cream cone in one hand, a chocolate-chocolate-super-chocolate chip cone in the other hand, and something causing him a look of consternation coming from the crotch of his presidential trousers, not seen on camera.

"It was one particular senator's dream come true," Velshi said of Biden, who at the time of the video was a slightly below average U.S. Senator from Delaware.

Velshi continued his fanboy praise of Joe with what appeared to be a feeling of rapture.

"This is perhaps the most Joe Biden thing I've ever seen," he cooed, on a freeze-frame of Biden eating a cone at the time. "Don't you just want to tweak his cheeks as he chomps his choppers into the cool, moist deliciousness as it enters his mouth. What a delightful smile too."

And so on. The Gravel sales must have skyrocketed after that segment as the viewers grabbed their barf bags in the seats in front of them. 

Joe's love of ice cream is only exceeded by his love of children, especially young girls who look older than they are and have nice-smelling hair.

If this garbage isn't getting you sick too, you have a stomach of steel.

 Another added, “So wouldn’t that make her a racist?”

Progressive writer Zaid Jilani wrote: “Is she going to do some kinda DNA test to assure she upholds this rule?”


Is she going to do some kinda DNA test to assure she upholds this rule? https://t.co/9d7rXZTnCV

— Zaid Jilani (@ZaidJilani) May 19, 2021

“It is unclear when such a practice was enacted and if it only applies to local reporters, particularly after her MSNBC appearance with Stephanie Ruhle on Monday,” Fox News reported. “During her MSNBC interview, Lightfoot told Ruhle she would ‘encourage’ Chicago residents to continue wearing masks despite the new CDC guidance allowing those with the coronavirus vaccine to go without them.”

“I know for me personally, I’m going to continue to wear a mask in public and I’m going to encourage others to do so,” Lightfoot told Ruhle. “We’ve got to make sure that people are continuing to follow the public health guidance that has gotten us this far, and masks, I think, are a big and important part of that.”

Lightfoot said on Tuesday afternoon that her decision to continue to encourage people to wear masks was not based on distrust of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

“But I think their guidance last week regarding masks has people confused…We need clarification,” Lightfoot said. “We still have a long way to go to hit the critical mass (of vaccinations) or herd immunity. I don’t want people to have false confidence.”

“To say, ‘If you’re vaccinated, you don’t have to wear a mask,’ that’s great. But what about all of the other people who are out there that aren’t vaccinated?” Lightfoot added. “There’s no way to know that. So I think for the time being, most people are gonna continue to wear masks outside of their homes.”

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