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Well my Big Apple buddies, it's official now. In order to lead a normal life of sorts, you must have a "Vaccine Passport" in the state.
The state's incompetent leaders call it the “Excelsior Pass” and it's already being produced.
Beginning a day after "April Fools," the passport will be required for many social activities and many venues are already demanding you produce it for events involving "arts, entertainment and event venues." Gov. Cuomo's family and others who also have been vaccinated will get the pass, which can be printed out on paper or in an app on your phone, for those of us who can afford a smart phone. For those who cannot afford one but have been vaccinated, they can request a neck implant that can be read by a scanner to attest to the safety of the poor person who cannot afford a smart phone.
If you have a smart phone but leave it home and plan to go to enjoy the artistry of Cardi B perform her WAP presentation, you are out of luck if you cannot produce the pass.
The "Excelsior Pass" allows New Yorkers to prove their vaccination status, or recent history of a negative COVID-19 test, Gov. Cuomo announced in a press release Friday.
“Similar to a mobile airline boarding pass, individuals will be able to either print out their pass or store it on their smartphones using the Excelsior Pass Wallet app,” the news release explained.
New York State has thus far vaccinated roughly half of its eligible citizens after the Cuomo family received their vaccinations. Thus, half the state is screwed out of not being allowed to indulge in "nonessential activities" as defined by Big Brother. On the other hand, half the state will be allowed, including Fredo and Mildred Cuomo.
Being screwed out of wedding receptions is included as events that will require an "Excelsior Pass" scanner.
This week, CNN said that 14.7 percent of adults in the United States are fully vaccinated, including all the entire Cuomo family, so the disparity is much larger if a plan as crazy as this shows up at the national level.
But even if the entire nation gets this system in place, Dr. Tony Fauci says that wearing at least two, maybe three masks is a good idea.
While it won’t be part of the initial rollout, large retail chains and even grocery stores are reportedly studying how this system could be put into effect at their establishments.
You can’t be barred from shopping for food and other essentials entirely, but New York City Mayor comrade Bill de Blasio, and Gov. Andrew Cuomo are trying to find a "go-around" to bar those people from eating.
There are no plans in the plan to have exceptions for those people with comorbidities or other conditions that could lead to their physicians to recommend that they avoid the vaccine. So that's just too bad for them. They along with others who did not receive the vaccine can consider themselves second-class citizens on April 2nd.
And don't even try to get into a marriage reception--Big Brother is watching you.
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