Handy Andy is preoccupied with his "hand" size says Charlotte Bennett

"Stop! In the name of love"

Charlotte Bennett, one of seven Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) accusers of sexual harassment told independent investigators that her former boss has a "preoccupation with his hand size," and told them what that apparently meant, her attorney said Monday.

Bennett, who was a former aide to the governor, spoke with outside lawyers hired by Attorney General [and a probable hopeful for the vacated governor's job] Letitia James. They spent about 4 hours on a video of a Chinese-owned company known as Zoom on Monday, her lawyer Debra Katz said.

Bennett, 25, had turned over more than 120 pages of “contemporaneous records, as well as other examples of documentary evidence” against the 63-year-old sex-driven governor with an apparently oversized libido and his staff, Katz said using different words to describe Cuomo.

In a prepared statement, Katz said a new piece of information that came to light was Cuomo’s “preoccupation with his hand size and what the large size of his hands indicated to Charlotte and other members of his staff.” [Big hands, big, giant, throbbing heart?]

Katz didn’t elaborate on that matter, but anyone born before 2005 knows what was implied by Handy Andy.

“The investigators have been moving quickly, and with sensitivity, to get to the heart of these allegations,” she said. 

Charlotte Bennett

“We remain confident that their investigation will substantiate Charlotte’s claims of sexual harassment against Gov. Cuomo, as well as the failure of his senior staff to meet their mandatory reporting requirements under the very laws he signed.”

But will the staff's butts be put in slings? Probably not so much.

Cuomo has been accused of groping, harassing, speaking through his nostrils, or otherwise engaging in inappropriate behavior with seven women, including five current and former aides. Brain Flushings' anonymous source tells us that there may be more complaints coming from a famous group of 15 women [who will for now remain unnamed] that dance in synchrony at Radio City Music Hall and are known for their marvelous leg-kicks.

Cuomo has denied touching anyone inappropriately, except for his brother, Fredo, or any other intentional wrongdoing and has vowed to cooperate with the probe unless he changes his mind.

Doesn't it feel like this scandal isn't going to go very far, and that Cuomo is going to remain in office where he can do the most damage?

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