Biden stumbles several times boarding Air Force One stairs: it wasn't funny

President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., did a double-klutz as he mounted the stairs of Air Force One Friday on his way to Georgia.

The elderly President was moving too fast, evidently, when he tripped, attempted to gather himself and do his best to look cool, then tripped again before he was able to stand and finally make his way inside the plane. It was windy and Joe isn't overweight like Trump, his evil predecessor, so the wind must have knocked him down.

But he got up and that's what counts. Ain't nobody gonna stop "Joltin' Joe," to borrow a sobriquet from a now-dead baseball player. 

So yeah, it was the wind . . . that's the ticket. You can see the fall happening on this video.

From one camera angle, Biden's entire torso went out of view as his butt went up when he stumbled the second time.  His aged hand can be seen still holding on for life to the railing of the jet stairs. Biden then slowly got up and gingerly made it the rest of the way up the jet stairs.

Another video angle from Hill TV shows that Joe was down on his knee for a moment, before getting up and pausing briefly with one hand on the railing and the other rubbing his knee while holding back the tears.

In December, Biden, ever the doodle-klutz fractured his foot while chasing his dog in the shower. It is unknown why his dog was with him in the shower, but you never know when the good times roll with Joe. 

The dog was not hurt.

Last year former Vice President Mike Pence stumbled while boarding Air Force 2 but was not and is not cognitively impaired.

Even former President Barack Hussein Obama tripped boarding Air Force One's treacherous stairs in 2015 on his way to screw up the nation.

And of course there was former President Gerald Ford, who nearly went down headfirst on Air Force One in 1975, and he was an athlete at Michigan State University.

So going ass-over-teakettle could happen to anyone, including those who are not cognitively impaired, like you know who.

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