Biden sees Cuomo's behavior as unimpeachable

"You want me to stand here?"

Semi-sentient President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., finally awakened, realized he was president, and mush-mouthed his thoughts about Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) regarding one out of two scandals he is facing. Predictably, Biden declined to call for the governor's resignation.

Biden, a guy with the same signature moves as Cuomo and longtime acquaintance, finally got around to addressing the scandal in an unscheduled question and answer bull session on the South Lawn of the White House. This comes after Democrats Chuck "Nostrils" Schumer and Kirsten "Believe All Women" Gillibrand finally went after Cuomo and his sexual allegations and inappropriate touching of a woman's breast scandal. 

They are calling for Cuomo to resign so that they don't have to deal with how he was responsible for the deaths of 15,000 nursing home residents while the left applauded him and the media gave him an Emmy for his comedic work with his buffed brother Fredo of the Compromised News Network.

When asked for his opinion on Cuomo regarding a resignation, Biden said, "Who? Oh, yeah, him. Well, I think the investigation is underway, right? It is, isn't it? Oh, so yes, I think we should wait and see what it brings us. Maybe pudding. Jill?"

There will be more to come--stay tuned.

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