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Although the LAPD is leading the investigation into the theft of two-thirds of Lady Gaga's dogs, the Democrats' FBI, believing that former President Trump's people might be involved, are looking into the incident.
If it turns out the perpetrators are Trump supporters, this could lead to a third impeachment hearing on the former president, according to Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA), who says that, "The influence this evil orange man has had on the American public can never be fully realized or over estimated. Trump must be held responsible for this heinous crime, and the fact that all throughout his presidency, a very large asteroid will be rocketing very close to our planet and for which he has done nothing about it, but has chosen to leave it to our current Commander in Chief to handle the problem, is appalling and is a clear indication that he is guilty. Guilty, I tell you."
"Impeach Forty-Five plus a few months!" shouted Rep. Maxine Waters into a tinny microphone.
So the FBI will do all it can to determine whether the kidnapping of Lady Gaga’s dogs was politically motivated because she was "brave enough to sing songs at President Joseph Robinette Biden's inauguration."
What the FBI may be overlooking, however, is that the dognappers simply wanted Gaga's French bulldogs or that they simply didn't like her singing, or discovered the dog walker voted for Donald Trump.
Oh, and the dog walker was shot in the chest and is expected to make a full recovery.
The popular breed's small dogs can fetch between $1,500 and $5,000 depending on how rich the buyer is. Dog walkers can fetch $8 to $20 for a walk-poop-fetch stick.
It's good to know the FBI will keep their nose to the ground and sniff out leads.
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