Man busted for butt-hiding gold

Mangalore, India -- An Indian gentleman was arrested at the Mangalore Airport Saturday for being caught with his pants down and then being found to have gold concealed in his nether regions [aka boof, aka hockey box]. Smuggling gold to avoid paying the 18% tax is certainly not a novel idea, but in this case, it was more than simply a pain in the Don Lemon.

The Times of India reported that the traveler is from Kasarago, Kerala on his way home from Dubai. He was pulled aside after completing his return flight and after additional screening, it was discovered that he was carrying .0587 kg of 24 carat gold paste in his truffle tunnel.

The gold was seized and the passenger arrested under India's stinking local smuggling laws.

Last year a brazen dude was caught with TWO POUNDS of gold in his out-pipe. Two. Freaking. Pounds.

That's gotta hurt, especially getting caught.

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